Who We Are

At Napa, we specialize in delivering automated pipelines that let millions of brides see, swirl, twirl, sniff, sip, and savor the final grapes before "I do". From grape induced spas to grape induced beverages, we design and operate fully automated grape workflows with rustic charm and pampered flair. This place has Song Joong-ki.

Our culture celebrates full-body-ody-ody effortless glam, velvety smooth spa treatments, and "mmm, I'm getting hints of oak and cherry". Napa has the infrastructure, talent, and Song Joong-ki to make it happen.

About the Job

This role is responsible for making it to at least a 3rd tasting location. The successful candidate will work with cross-functional stakeholders (spa therapists, sommeliers, Song Joong-ki) to align on business-critical missions.

Responsibilities

Friday

• Migrate squad operations cross-region from SF to Napa, ensuring on-time arrivals, sanitized wine glasses, and zero-downtime between welcome bubbly and charcuterie.
• Manual QA of upscale restaurants at 99.999% deliciousness.
• De-stress test and wine down at luxurious accommodation.

Saturday

• Balance cucumbers on eyelids during luxury spa treatments.
• Ensure zero-downtime and continuous integration of vineyard locales.
• Launch romantic last night with Song Joong-ki dinner.
• Orchestrate a cozy night in with the girlies with expertly balanced stories and smores.

Sunday

• Lead brunch operations with bottomless mimosas.
• Redeploy squad to SF.

Monday

• Identify opportunities to develop "not feeling well" and take the day off. Planning horizon: indefinite.

Qualifications

Required:

• 29+ years of being fabulous.
• 1-2 years of hands on experience wearing an engagement ring.
• Experience leading and growing Data & Analytics, Platform, and Customer Excellence Pricing Strategy teams.
• Ability to handle compliments and random "congratulations!" from strangers on the street.
• Proficient in wearing a sash or tiara.
• Practical experience in loving Patrick.
• Expert knowledge of wine and cheese configuration best practices.
• No Visa sponsorship required.

Desired:

• Matching bachelorette outfits or custom accessories.
• Prior success in "rallying".

Location

This role is on-site in Napa, CA. Remote participation is unsupported.

Travel & Logistics

• Door to door service available nationwide; party bus optional, pole in party bus guaranteed.
• Hotel options scale from luxury hotels to even more luxurious hotels.

What We Offer

• 24/7 vineyard infrastructure
• Tide-to-go pens for accidental stains
• Full cucumber coverage and soft towels
• Scalability for squads of 15+ members
• Fine dining with global cuisines
• Recovery-friendly spa packages

Compensation

• Performance-based bet credits, redeemable at local Patricks.
• Flexible Time Off: New hires reserve the right to dump any one glass into the spit bucket for any purpose.