Bride-to-be
Posted on 9/19/2025
Who We Are
At Las Vegas, we specialize in delivering scalable, high-impact, un-forgettable, and un-rememberable services to millions of brides every year. From spa serenity to fine dining, cross-strip shopping to Omnia bopping, we design and operate fully integrated entertainment pipelines with style. This place has everything.
Our culture celebrates excess, inclusivity, and the freedom to go as hard—or as classy—as your group desires. Las Vegas has the infrastructure, talent, and Clarify feat. Foxes - Zedd Club Remix to make it happen.
About the Job
This role is responsible for dressing to the 9s and staying hydrated. The successful candidate will work with cross-functional stakeholders (spa therapists, celebrity chefs, Omnia bouncers, and 4 AM McDonald's staff) to align on business-critical missions. Additional duties include overseeing optional professional development opportunities with Magical Michael (wear pants so they'll bring you on stage).
Responsibilities
Friday
- Migrate squad operations cross-region from SFO to LAS, ensuring on-time arrivals, luggage integrity, and zero-downtime between cocktails, a party tray of Nhi's fried rice, and morale.
- Manual QA of elegant dining experiences at upscale restaurants with 99.999% deliciousness.
- Stress test casual hotspots for efficient pre-club enjoyment without triggering full-scale nightlife operations.
Saturday
- Balance and manage cucumbers on eyelids during luxury spa treatments.
- Ensure cabana integrity, maximum sunscreen coverage, and optimal curvature of projectile vomiting at Encore Beach Club.
- Conduct planned maintenance periods (quick naps) to optimize squad efficiency.
- Launch "one night of going out heheh :)" to customers.
Sunday
- Lead brunch operations with bottomless mimosas, facilitating post-nightout retrospectives and knowledge transfer sessions on "things from last night we will never talk about ever again".
- Redeploy squad to SFO.
Monday
- Identify opportunities to develop "not feeling well" and take the day off. Planning horizon: indefinite.
Qualifications
Required:
- 29+ years of being fabulous.
- 1-2 years of hands on experience wearing an engagement ring.
- Experience leading and growing Data & Analytics, Platform, and Customer Excellence Pricing Strategy teams.
- Ability to handle compliments and random "congratulations!" from strangers on the street.
- Proficient in wearing a sash or tiara.
- Practical experience in loving Patrick ❤️.
- Expert knowledge of tequila shot sequencing.
- No Visa sponsorship required.
Desired:
- Matching bachelorette outfits or custom accessories.
- Prior success in "rallying".
- Patrick's squad can roll through for a night of debauchery AND THAT'S IT.
Travel & Logistics
- Flights available nationwide; budget airlines may test team resilience.
- Hotel options scale from luxury penthouses to poor college student style 15 people to one suite.
What We Offer
- 24/7 entertainment infrastructure
- Scalability for squads of 15+ members
- Curated breakfast service by Patrick
- Poolside cocktails and cabana service
- Clarify feat. Foxes - Zedd Club Remix
- Fine dining with global cuisines
- Recovery-friendly spa packages
Compensation
- Bottle service, sponsored by Patrick
- Casino credit, sponsored by Gofundme (results not guaranteed)
Las Vegas thinks big. Do you?
Apply today and join us in creating legendary memories (or the kind you'll "accidentally" forget).